Sunderland 0 - Man Utd 0

Drip, drip, drip. Shoot Steed! Yawn. The end

Points Awards

• Yellow Card (1): I. Turner
• Goalmouth Miss (3): S. Malbranque
• Disappointing player (3): D. Fletcher
• Yellow Card (1): R. Rafael
• Yellow Card (1): N. Vidić

One-on-one with the keeper fifteen minutes into the match, Sunderland's Steed Malbranque failed to find the target, picked up three points and pretty much signalled the start, middle, and end of this game's f**kwittery.

With Darren Fletcher's ball-watching and poor supply earning him the accolade of Most Disappointing Player, probably the most interesting aspect of the match was the roof falling in on the United dressing room before the match, courtesy of a burst pipe.

Kick-off was delayed as a result - sadly, it wasn't cancelled altogether.
By Ray Porter 

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