What exactly am I doing here?

Are you a F**kwit virgin?

If so, welcome to Fantasy F**kwit -  a fantasy football game with a twist.

Your goal is to pick a winning – or more accurately, losing – team of Premiership players. Unlike other ‘Fantasy’ games where you try to select the best players, in Fantasy F**kwit your goal is
to choose the players who are most likely to lose their next game, pick up red cards, give away own goals, miss sitters, and generally behave like a Sunday afternoon pub team.

Better still, you get to celebrate their off-the-pitch antics too: players pick up points for wrapping their cars round lampposts, cheating on their partners, and generally doing the kinds of things people get up to when they have more money than sense.

Points are awarded for individual incidents such as bookings, assists for opposition goals and getting injured during the match warm-up – you can see the full list in our Rules section.  We have a team
of Expert Panellists scoring the matches (we use the word 'Expert' loosely) but if we miss anything, or you disagree, tell us, either on our message board or on Twitter: @fantasyfwit.  Our 'Most
Disappointing Player' category is a particularly rich vein of material for those long summer evenings in the pub.

To get started, you just need to register. We'll send a confirmation link to your email address; click on that and you'll be ready to choose your team for the main competition. Then you can set up your own private leagues and invite in friends, family and workmates.

You can learn more from our Q&A page. Otherwise click here to get started!