And now, for our own moment of F**kwittery. ..
Regrettably, it appears that Fantasy F**kwit sustained some kind of pre-season injury that had a big impact on our performance last week – as you may have spotted from the lack of scores for the opening weekend’s games.
We’re going to take a break from the Premiership and suspend the game while we apply ice packs and get back to some level of match fitness. We're not sure whether it's a hamstring strain or a season-ending metatarsal - we'll keep you posted.
In the meantime, thank you for all of your support – both to our new subscribers, and to those loyal subscribers who stayed with us from last season. And apologies to all of you who were expecting to pick up big scores from the opening game (but honestly, was Joey Barton such a difficult team selection...?)